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Wise words.
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to...
View ArticleBrethren, I have finally escaped my wretched journeying.
I have no doubt that my pleasure in returning to solid True Christian American soil is outmatched by your ecstatic joy at the imminent raising of responsibilities from the heaving shoulders of those...
View ArticleA question of Accounts.
Brethren,It was with some distress that I was informed by my freshly-esteemed colleague Dr Fennel that the entire funds of our Ministry have been outrageously purloined by previously respected...
View ArticleWhat the hell is going on here? Who are you people?
I recently took over this ministry, won it fair and square in a poker game from some little dude wearing a purple bow tie. Now I come and see things have been changed around, and my sponsors ad was...
View ArticleColonels: your Mission
Gentlemen, after some private and profoundly heated discussion it has been decided to award you the following task:Main Objective: * To recover stolen TCU fundsSecondary Objective: Read More
View ArticleRev. Matthew dear, I was SO sorry to hear about your WIFE's passing!
Was it sudden? Well, I am sure she is with Jesus now, taking care of his every need! But that still leaves you all alone here on earth, and a virile man such as yourself must also haveRead More
View ArticleWhile there are probably a lot of people out there who thought I’d never...
I could not stand on the sidelines and watch an irreligious hooligan attempt to extort this ministry of funds that would otherwise be used to clothe the naked and feed the hungry. This “Tribunal,”...
View ArticleWhat Do Mormons Really Believe?
My family members were very diverse in matters of faith. My maternal grandmother (Hispanic/Native American) saw to it that my sisters and I were baptised in the Church and educated in parochial...
View ArticleDon't let me stop your mouths
I come to join you in judgment.What happened?Have I come at the same time as your Lent, or something?I am meek and lowly of heart,so don't be afraid to speak with me.As I judge, so I hoped also to be...
View ArticleEnd Times Proof
There was a fat man of Bombay,Who was smoking one sunshiny day;When a bird called a snipeFlew away with his pipe,Which vexed the fat man of Bombay
View ArticleI'm Baaaaaaaccccckkkkkk!!
And it seems that you dirty evil fake christians are up to the same bullshit again!!
View ArticleI appreciate ALL the wonderful CARDS and FLOWERS!
Hugo was a KIND and SWEET man, although not EVERYONE saw him that way! I am just SO glad he was able to spend at least a FEW years with HUGO JR. who will NEVER forget his papa!Thank you AGAIN...
View Articledear brother an sister a pray for TIM TEBBOW
Let me a momment to thanks the Jesus for letting our dear beloved brother Tim Tebow to play for the New England Pattriots! Thank you Jesus!! Thank you Lord!! Let your heavenly hands be full with 11...
View ArticleNow you are in the judgment
Blessed are you,now that you come in the name of the Lord.And now that you are in the land of Canaan.Bless are you, that the Lord came to you, and made His existence known to you without doubt.And it...
View ArticleHey POT smokers!
Where will your soul be goin? http://sarah-palin.truechristiansunite.yuku.com/photos/next/pid/3201513
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